Always carry a knife...

so i was hanging with a friend of mine last night, and we were walking around the neighborhood... lesson learned. stick to main street.... some puerto rican morons who were obviously quite high started hurling insults at us, but we simply flipped them off and kept walking. a few blocks later some jack-ass comes up behind us on a little pink scooter, and starts yelling at me for "fucking with his cousins".. frankly, i would've loved nothing more than to slit his gullet, but i was able to keep it to a few sarcastic remarks and my death stare. he left us alone after that, but i'm still rather glad i carry a knife. i don't use it for combat, but apparently it may come in use for that too sometime.... although i'll admit, it was rather humorous. having some 5'4" puerto rican riding a pink scooter shouting god knows what at you is quite amusing....