if you could just take that knife out of my back when you leave, i'm sure you'll need it again..

classic. just classic. you know a guy for 8 years, you become best friends, then get set aside like a used tool when the first ditzy, bimbo chick who needs someone to hold her purse comes along....... typical. i never would have thought it from him, but even he's fallen to the clutches of the mad tyrant: woman. i have only one bachelor friend left.. everyone else grew up way to fast....